1. Kalau perempuan tanya: Lawa ke budak pompuan tu?
Makna tersembunyi: Siapa yang paling lawa? I ke, budak pompuan tu?

2. Kalau perempuan tanya: You dah makan ke belum?
Makna tersembunyi: Jom pi makan. Lapar ni!

3. Kalau perempuan kata: Lawa-lawa la baju kat sini, yek.
Makna tersembunyi: Belikanlah untuk I.

4. Kalau perempuan kata: Rasa macam nak pening la.
Makna tersembunyi: Tolong picit kepala.

5. Kalau perempuan kata: Letihnya hari ni. Mana nak masak, basuh kain-baju lagi...
Makna tersembunyi: Kita makan kat luar jelah. Lepas tu, tolong basuh kain-baju sekali, yek.

6. Kalau perempuan kata: Kita lebih sesuai berkawan saja.
Makna tersembunyi: I tak nak kat you. Tak paham-paham ke?

7.Kalau perempuan kata: I suka berkawan dengan you. You baik,memahami bla bla bla...
Makna tersembunyi: Hish... I rasa macam minat sesangat kat you a. Rasa macam nak jadi awek you je.

8. Kalau perempuan tanya: You pernah tak teringatkan awek you yang dulu?
Makna tersembunyi: Kalau nak gaduh, kalau berani sangat, sebut la nama dia depan aku.

9. Kalau perempuan kata: I sanggup berkorban demi kebahagiaan you.
Makna tersembunyi: Amboi! Aku kena berkorban. Habih, hangpa dua ekoq gak yang seronok.

10.Kalau perempuan kata: I tak kisah kalau memang betul you nak kahwin lagi satu. Asalkan you berterus-terang dengan I, bersikap jujur dan berlaku adil.
Makna tersembunyi: Sapa kata aku tak kisah? Adil ke tak adil, aku tak kira! Langkah mayat aku dulu sebelum nak menikah lagi satu.

Ini cuma contoh saja. Tapi, memang ia selalu berlaku. Kalau tak percaya, cuba tanya isteri atau awek masing-masing, betul tak cakap di mulut tak sama dengan niat di hati. Bukannya kaum perempuan ni tak jujur dalam meluahkan isi hati mereka tapi, maklum la, kaum perempuan ni kan pemalu.

akum PS..sebelum saya balik ke kampung halaman saya esok pagi sukacita saya ingin meninggalkan beberapa pesanan utk PS sbg peringatan..:

1. Jangan lupa bangun pagi gi keje.
2. Tabahkan hati keje ari sabtu (heheheh...)
3. Jangan lupa menelipon saya...atau meng'sms' saya.kalo tak anda akan dijatuhkan hukuman 'island sampai mati'..ahaks..
4. Jangan makan banyak sangat..kang gemok susah...
5. Tidurlah secukupnya untuk menggantikan tidur anda yg kurang sepanjang minggu ini.
6. Jaga diri,tingkahlaku,perbuatan dan juga tatasusila anda.

1. Be realistic about each other.
Don't try to turn ur partner into something he or she is not. Let's face it, guys-there's only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give ur gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnite with the help of a few facials or treatments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so u're gonna have to do with what ur guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to ur partner than what meets the eye.

2. Always talk things out.
Now guys, I know this is not ur fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don't make assumptions about each other's feelings. Learn to xpress urself better so that ur partner undrstands what u're angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it's the beginning of the end.

3. Do stuff together.
Make an effort to do t hings together. Do some sports or involve urselves in some shared activities; something both of u enjoy or are interested in. It could be as simple as watching movies together, or jus strolling hand-in-hand down Orchard Road. Watch soccor with him once in a while though the green patch on TV puts u to sleep in 3 seconds. And guys, do give in if ur gal asks for another day at window-shopping, rather than suggest that she go out with her girlfriends for "that sort of activities" instead. If u're spending more time with ur friends rather than with ur partner, it's a warning sign that u're drifting apart!!!

4. Meet each other halfway.
If he agrees to throw out that rotten T-shirt with the "The_Rock" print, u shouldn't kick up much of a fuss if he asks u to keep ur room tidy... There's gotta be a little giving and taking in a relationship, so learn to meet each other halfway.

5.Show ur love
Buy her flowers or candy or perfume everynow and then, even if u have been together for 5years. It's wonderful to continue showing someone that u care for him or her. Cook him a special meal, paint him a Valentine's Day card. Knit him mini-socks he can't wear ( like for decoration purposes => ), buy him a packet of milk for breakfast, or pack his wardrobe for him...so he knows u can still be romantic and loving despite having been together for quite a while.

6. Respect each other.
Stop making jokes about her hair or skin, or whatever it is u love to laugh at. Ask urself if she thinks if its funny. And if he has an inferiority complex about his height, stop ogling at tall guys and make him feel worse! Love is about respecting each other's feelings and being sensitive to each other at all times.

7. Bury the past.
Stop bringing up the past. Gals..don't bring up the happy things about u and ur ex to ur guy, it would jus make him jealous or unhappy. And guys, don't talk about the happy times that u had with ur ex or mention about her in ur every other sentence as it would make ur gal feel un-happy and she might think that u saying all this b'cos u are gonna get back with ur ex or not interested in her anymore.

8. Sit on ur jealousy.
All of us go thru' spells of insecurity at the beginning of the relationship, but don't translate that insecurity into jealousy. If u're gonna go through ur partner's mail and cupboard, and eavesdropping on conversations, u know something is wrong - with u!!! Jealousy is like a poison that slowly spreads thru' the relationship before finall y killing it. Trust ur partner; love has to have trust in it.

9. Keep ur commitments to each other.
If ur partner is standing u up all the time and cancelling dates and breaking promises, u need to talk! If u're in a relationship, make ur partner ur priority and don't disappoint them if u can help it. It's really terrible when someone promises to take u to dinner, and then calls to cancel it. Don't make promises u can't keep. If ur partner starts to feel that he/she is not important enough to u, u may jus lose him/her.

10. Be honest.
Honesty is not scowling at how awful she looks first thing in the morning, or telling him that he has the biceps of a fly~! When we say "be honest", we mean expressing < EM>ur feelings clearly, not being bitingly cruel. When u're hurt, say so, and when u're angry, tell him/her, w/o getting hysterical. If u can't be honest with ur partner, who can u be honest with? æ Love is also about honesty, and a relationship where no honesty exists probably isn't worth it!

akum..saya nie penulis jemputan.PS malas nk menaip...so dia cakap jek..saya jadik translater kt kibod.

arinie ari yg sungguh best sbb PS keje halfday...(*x halfday pon*)...balik umah weekend aritue..pastu pagi nie kene jupe client.PS dapat cuti sebab ibu PS masuk spital.yang sebenonya ibu masuk spital 5 menet jek..tapi bile PS kol boss..dia trus bg PS cuti satu hari...muahhahahah....!!bukan salah den...tapi moosben.(cheh..!)..

so keje yg PS buat arinie pepagi lagi PS jupe client..kul 10...kununnya...padahal sebenonya PS da tertipu dgn jam kat dlm keta nie...makhluk asing mana la yg cepatkan jam PS nie 40 minit advanced.hahah...tipah tertipu..!!padan la apek tue kata gua datang awal sangat...dia pon x pakai baju lagi masa PS sampai tue...heheh..busuk punya apek..!!

pastu Ps balik umah..lepak2 jap...ibu pun balik dr spital.ibu kata time dia batuk rasa sakit kat dada..that's y ibu gi cek kat spital.Dr Radha (dr ibu) kata tue effect dr operation ibu sblm nie...(ibu byk kali kene operate)...last2 dia bagi ubat inhaler skali dgn 8 jenis ubat yg regenya 200++...tahan utk sebulan...wajib dimakan setiap ari....ciann ibu...

lopeh tu..ari pon ujan...tgh lepak2 tgk tv..berlari le PS nie angkat baju..pastu tersedar la pulak yg penutup gabus kolam tercabut..abis kering air kolam kat umah PS tue...sib baek ikan x mampos...kalo x sure PS kenyang makan lauk ikan kelisa masak sweet sour ari nie...nyum....nyum...cedap!!!..penah makan kelisa x korang? apa rasanya agaknya?mahal tu beb...patah gigi gue...(hiks..tu keta kelisa la..)

pastu PS sempat la bwk adik kakja gie jenjalan gi beli mknn ikan...dia sibuk lak nak jadik copilot..sibuk le kengkunun nak bwk keta..(adik kakja berumur 8 bulan).pastu tangan comei dia pun sibuk skali nak megang stereng keta...kakja nie hyper sket..bagi brg apa jek mesti dia nak masuk dlm mulut..nk test dulu ingredient dia...tak paham betul..rupanya PS nie abang yang kejam...x tau lgsg tatkala si adik tgh kebuluran...ooo signal ghupanya...tak paham la dik..cori...adik cyg!!

pehtu ptg PS pon balik bangi dgn membawa segala kelengkapan memancing dengan harapan dpt bbuka dgn **** kat kolam mancing tepi KYPM tue..ala...sebelah APEN tue...tapi manusia punya asa..tuhan punya kuasa..(peribahasa komik cine)..hujan rahmat turun da...x dapek aa PS gi mancing...so tukau plan B..gi buka kat tpt yg bermula ngan huruf A...diakhiri dgn huruf A jugak..cuba teka..apa die..??...10 markah...ALAMANDA.....@ A FAMOSA sebenonya...

hajat dihati nak makan kat sana...tapi full house...last2 gi taman warisan pertanian..kunun nak mkn buffet..tapi full gak...(eisya...ko hampeh...!!! ko kata xyah booking!!)...so mkn ala carte jek kat situ...tapi best jugak..buleh jadik salah satu port lps nih.tenkayu sya...okies...bat pc ngan org2 nye skali (PS ngan penulis jemputan@ ****) pon da weak...adios amigos....

I wish I could see through your eyes,
So I would know what you like to see...

I wish I knew your wishes,
so  I could give you everything you want...

I wish I dreamed the same dreams you do,
And together we could make them come true...

I wish I knew what makes you happy,
So I could make you the happiest person in the whole world...

And lastly, I wish i were a cell in your blood,
So I would be sure I was somewhere in your heart...

Luv U..

out station smlm g lumut. jln2 cari makan & cuti2 msia. 7pg terbang dr sbn naik NBL ngan e1(copilot).singgah jap kat kl amik apitz(opismate), Lmbt sket psl pepg kl da jem tap apitz smgt gle bwk beg cam nk g holyday sminggu. wokshop(Klien). memang semangat gle pasal ni first time kitorg g outstation tanpa bapak@bos.com.my dcc.1 je objektif Misi ke lumut nak bwk blk rm2650 pow cino komunis mintak duit perlindungan. muahhaha. keje aku sbenonye ala2 ngecat equipmt kapal.seawater pump dia da janam teeruk so aku la yg menyelamatkan keadaan. produk polimer untk coating protection from corrosion and erosion(kalu bebedak engin dia tau la ape kejadah yg aku cakapkan nih tap buat2 phm je kalu xtergolong dlm golongan yg hebat nih kan pejal kan). kene buat 2 coating.kene tunggu kering pehtu jenjalan kat pekan lumut dengan xplan slamber badak p shoping alat mancing dan terus melemparkan esenjata.cjhowwwwssss.batw weak.

Assalamualaikum...